• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    12 days ago

    Does any one remember the toy and show, “care bears?” We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, “Charmin bear shit,” and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.

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      11 days ago

      I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency, good taste, and morals when it concerns children.

      It is the only reasonable counter to “won’t somebody please think of the children?”

      Like. Sure. This is what we think.

      Just make the world so utterly polluted with shit that will ruin a happy childhood that parents will have mo choice but to actually be parents and everyone else can just go on with their fucking lives.

      • sours@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 days ago

        Guy, we could legalize child soldiers tomorrow and as long as they promised to keep the kids from home 8 hours a day people would throw their kids at them.