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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

A lesson for you

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A lesson for you

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    Speed: fart
    End: slut

    • CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml
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      So a quick end is a fart slut?

      • bent@feddit.dk
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        No, quick is snabb, so its a snabbslut

        • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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          But something could have an end speed. Slutfart.

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            What about the beginning of the end

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              Startslutet?

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                Beginning of the end should mean that it’s still part of the end, just, the beginning of it, like “början på slutet”. To me “startslutet” sounds like the end of the start.

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      What about the slut datafag? Is it real?

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        Datafag is norwegian

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          No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j

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    Blåhaj: Love

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      Blue shark

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        ikea shark plushie

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    gift make göra gift gȧva

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    You can’t husband this shit up.

  • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works
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    Speed: fart

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    Station: station End: slut Slutstation: final station

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    Val: whale Val: choice Val: election

    Smell: lukt Impact: smäll [sounds almost like ‘smell’] Speed: fart

    The speed worsens the impact: the fart worsens the smäll

    I ~ sounds like Swedish word for ‘ouchie’, Aj. Buy ~ almost sounds like Baj(s) = poop Pink ~ to “pinka” is to pee, “pink” may be just urine Sheet ~ almsot sounds like “skit” = shit (with an accent)

    Ouchie poop piss shit = I buy pink sheet

    Kiss = Puss Wee = kiss (+piss/pink)

    Wanna kiss?

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      Now translate: spring bil snö penna

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        Spring bil snö penna ~ run car snow pen ~ run-kar sno-ppen ~ wanking the dick

        Nice one!

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