TrackinDaKraken

I think some billionaires are having buyer’s remorse.

Oh sure, complain about it, but don’t explain what’s wrong. Sounds like science to me. Blue, yellow, green, plants, it all makes sense. If you can’t explain it so a five-year-old can understand it, then you don’t really understand it.

/s

He ded

Helllloo Hanna!

You can’t husband this shit up.

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

Thank you to the skilled developers who bailed on OpenOffice when the shit stain company Oracle bought Sun, and formed LibreOffice.

I can only hope there will always be digital freedom fighters on the side of good.

I’ve donated to LibreOffice, and you should too, if you use their suite.

All it needs is a “pee” tag pointing at the balls… oh, wait.

Post video!

Many, many (many), years ago I put a flyer up on an outdoor bulletin board that said:

SEX SEX SEX (In big letters)

Now that I have your attention, this has nothing to do with sex, I’m looking for a roommate…

There was a bench right next to the board, so I sat for a while and listened to people react. It worked, in that several people stopped, laughed, and commented. But, in hindsight, I wasn’t surprised that no one called.

Came in for the airbag jokes, was disappointed.

Remember how cell phones spread, and even people in poor countries with limited infrastructure?

This will be the same or worse. No, you won’t be able to avoid being recorded by other people. This will change in the future, if it ever does, only when a large majority understand how the devices are being abused by power to control us and keep us enslaved. But, even upon that realization, if people find enough value in using the tech, they’ll put up with being enslaved if they’re still comfortable enough. It’s a balance, and power knows it. They’re working out the details as they go.

This is what’s coming. My suggestion is don’t have kids.

There needs to be room for the, uh, cleaning liquid.

It’s called “zerking”.

Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.

Because no one died.

Next!

Dot Matrix

Golf. No need to be athletic. Checkmate!

I think he grew the beard to look older, but then he put on weight, and let his hair get longer. The choice of glasses style isn’t helping either. He’s not a bad looking guy, he’s just made a string of poor choices, I think.

You may not like it, but this is peak shitposting.