Its the pollen, they irritate.

This meme was meant for me

I’m getting older and I find that I have a bit more trouble reading with my contacts in.

I had been just wearing my glasses and taking them off all the time as I’m pretty nearsighted.

The last week or so I’ve been experimenting with one contact. My natural nearsightedness takes care of the close stuff, then my corrected contact for anything past four feet or so.

All that to say, quite unnecessarily, that I’ve experienced the world as simultaneously fuzzy and clear and have been trying to figure out what’s blurry for days.

Me: sees the meme without reading it and has chronic dry eye: a million rapid fire blinks Me: reads the meme Me aloud: “Oh fuck you buddy.”

Now make it a gif so the blurred part moves. Want to see how long you could keep people going.