Similarly could a vampire enter your house without your permission if he were a cop of the warrant?

Shit, turns out the friend I had who claimed that the “goth girl awakening” I had started with snow white was correct all along.

Well we are shitting on people who are so simple that a ball moving from one end of a field to another is enough for them to build a personality around.

Hey buddy I may be bitter and fat, but it’s not because I don’t like sportsball. It’s because whiskey and fried food taste amazing and I work in customer service.

None. Sportsball is dumb.

Me: sees the meme without reading it and has chronic dry eye: a million rapid fire blinks Me: reads the meme Me aloud: “Oh fuck you buddy.”