Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!
Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!
(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)