Future historians:
"You can tell this dates to the early 21st century not because of all the pfas & microplastics, but by the event AI slop."

Oh yeah, I don’t often use it, but it helps me sometimes for apps I rarely use (but have tagged).

Also the button to disable all work (profile) apps is neatly placed.

Hellish shit - when the gates of hell’s cloaca maxima itself open deep within your rectum.

Yeah, it’s open sauce, has shortcuts, widgets, & works fine.

“Reaction videos” are already too common.

[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]

… it doesn’t way where or how you have to wear it tho.

Do it your own way, make it a bit weird, fight the oppression without excluding yourself, live a little.

Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”

Other people in the restaurant?

Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?

One too many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?

Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …

Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!

(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

Me just being non-Scottish minding my non-Scottish business when ‘they’ suddenly ‘force’ a nice kilt on my ass … by the way of me noticing a kilt & thinking to myself ‘huh, that looks kinda nice’ and then eventually getting one for myself: “How dare they??”

“Mom, dad, I’m Scottish.”

“Yes, lad, you deserve to be free too.”

… imagine edging Karl … by showing him how we are giving lemons to our own lives.

(lemmy.dbzer0.com/52366556)

Poop bucket with auto-wipe.

Sure, and it’s not like there arent any efforts towards that.

But since hate words do exist we don’t use them in order to not empower further the mechanics/shitheads that do use/promote them.

Thx for sharing, that was a lovely story/slice of life.