No, we need to install a small datacenter in your kitchen cabinet powered by a generator which runs on dead puppies, to use an LLM to determine if the water is boiling or not. It works 90% of the time if it’s not a weekday and you are not also making a sandwich simultaneously.
We can give the kettle an internet connection, move the servers to our own datacenter, then charge users a monthly fee. Pure profit. We don’t even need to actually make it AI, then pocket the savings.
Introducing the KettleAI, the world’s first intelligent cloud-connected boiling experience.
Our proprietary BoilSense™ algorithm uses real-time steam analytics to autonomously terminate thermal activity at peak H₂O readiness. Your personalized BoilProfiles™ are stored securely in the blockchain, accessible through your KettleAI app. Upgrade to KettleAI+ subscription for predictive pre-boil notifications and cross-device tea synchronization.
I bought a laptop a year or so before the “AI” hype started. Went back to the product page later and found it had been retroactively declared an “AI-powered laptop”. Nothing new had been introduced.
This kettle switches off automatically when it reaches the desired temperature.
Marketers : Is this AI?
No, we need to install a small datacenter in your kitchen cabinet powered by a generator which runs on dead puppies, to use an LLM to determine if the water is boiling or not. It works 90% of the time if it’s not a weekday and you are not also making a sandwich simultaneously.
We can give the kettle an internet connection, move the servers to our own datacenter, then charge users a monthly fee. Pure profit. We don’t even need to actually make it AI, then pocket the savings.
Introducing the KettleAI, the world’s first intelligent cloud-connected boiling experience.
Our proprietary BoilSense™ algorithm uses real-time steam analytics to autonomously terminate thermal activity at peak H₂O readiness. Your personalized BoilProfiles™ are stored securely in the blockchain, accessible through your KettleAI app. Upgrade to KettleAI+ subscription for predictive pre-boil notifications and cross-device tea synchronization.
I bought a laptop a year or so before the “AI” hype started. Went back to the product page later and found it had been retroactively declared an “AI-powered laptop”. Nothing new had been introduced.