Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he’s ever said.

You are you! You can and must judge. For yourself, naturally.

Dom Perignon?

Double Penetration?

Donkey Punch?

Democratic Party?

Deep Purple?

Director of Photography?

Dense Patterns?

Dinner Parties?

Please give me your neighbours number so I can ask for clarification.

You can always rub one out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) P.S. Should fix your door.

You can’t solve scalping when its a core function of LiveNation’s ecosystem. Scalping is the business model.

When the drugs wear off.

Well, there’s your problem. Don’t get high for the job you have. Get high for the job you want.

What if “burning cash” wasn’t a metaphor? The grift collects cash. Then there is a pit surrounded by stones and a significant pyre?

Heresy! Where are the turtles? It’s turtles all the way down.

Be grateful they are incompetent.

Some people just suck the joy out of everything. ;)

Por qué no los dos.

Which is hillarious because I’ve been kicked out of Karaoke bars for laughing too hard at my own rendition of Islands in the stream by Dolly Parton with my drunk buddy as Kenny Rogers. It was magical and hillarious. I am a respectable Karaoke singer drunk or sober.

Karaoke bars are often polluted with a pestillence of people who think they are undiscovered musical geniuses who are minutes away from being discovered by a record label executive trolling the depths of karaoke shitholes looking for the next great pop-star. Anything that fucks with their discoverability makes them go coocoo.

Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

That’s what all the fatties say. I’m JuSt BiG BoNed! Source: Am fatty.

Classic Business Model. Make a problem. Sell it and its solution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Young_(baseball)

6’5" and 322 lbs =

Also for age: Fifty-fucking-nine!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_Major_League_Baseball_players

In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

Poll: Anyone ever have hipsters in their highschool go through a bowling shoe phase?

Upvote = yes Downvote = no

Edit: By early poling numbers, I can’t tell if it was only a thing in my highschool, or if people who wear bowling shoes casually, yet ironically or even post-ironically, just haven’t come to terms with the fact that they are indeed hipsters.

Baseball?

Edit: *Gasp. Downvote!?! Very well:

Top 5 oldest and heaviest MLB players active in the 2026 season, including their age, height, and weight:

Rich Hill
    Age: 45
    Height: 6’5" (196 cm)
    Weight: ~210 lbs (95 kg)

Justin Verlander
    Age: 43
    Height: 6’5" (196 cm)
    Weight: ~225 lbs (102 kg)

Max Scherzer
    Age: 41
    Height: 6’3" (191 cm)
    Weight: ~220 lbs (100 kg)

Chris Martin
    Age: 38
    Height: 6’4" (193 cm)
    Weight: ~240 lbs (109 kg)

Carlos Santana
    Age: 39
    Height: 6’1" (185 cm)
    Weight: ~235 lbs (107 kg)

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