“Does Luke still think he’s a Jedi, or did I imagine that?”

“Woof!”

Good boy, Chewbacca.

Looks like I had a good time no matter what happened.

Technically we’re all space travelers. And how you call your dog is nobodies business. If you download a couple of movies (and maintain a proper ratio) you are a pirate.

Oh yeah if you want to oppose an evil regime all it takes is to say something negative shit warmongering old fascists and you’re a rebel.

No need to do the drugs for that.

Death stick? I only have a Life Stick™

Would you like to see it?..

When the drugs wear off.

Well, there’s your problem. Don’t get high for the job you have. Get high for the job you want.