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You take that back. You take that back right now!!

How many nails, and are they rusty and mostly blunt?

“Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
“… Ok, but why?”
“See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”

The bolt ons I can, sort of, almost, probably, understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.

How can anyone find that attractive?
Hair, nice.
Forehead, nice.
Eyes, two of. Nice.
Nose, nice-ish.
Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake.

She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!

You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!

Why obvious?

As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That’s how you get more people to try veggie meals.

Source: me with my family.
My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.

Some even prefer the ‘meat’ burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
They wouldn’t have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren’t any “creepy and gross” alternatives.

Question:
If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian beef? And would you still eat it?