Those guys seem like jerks. Staff member tells him no because he could get seriously hurt and cost the gym a lot of money, and he argues with them and lies about being an internet prankster.

Nah I did see someone believing that in the comments of the thread. There’s a Snopes article debunking it, which is how you know a lot of people believe it.

Here’s a fun fact: Some scholars believe Genesis 1 is a later addition than the rest of the story, because Judaism was originally polytheistic.

Nah, My partner doesn’t have diabetes. I don’t think…

I never understood why they say white people smell like candy. Then My partner, who lives in the US, came to visit. Yup. White Americans smell like candy. I bet it’s their diet.

That’s true, but I still like pizzacake. She’s honest about who she is, and who she is is a shitposter. I appreciate a good shitpost.

I got a dbzer0 admin that angry last week. Went scrolling through My comment history looking for dirt, and the best they could find is that I think anarchists should vote.

I need Peter Griffin to explain this one

Mr Beast’s views are falling because his core demographic of 12 year old boys got older. Now they’re teenage boys who think he’s a loser. And their younger brothers are listening to them. So the more time passes, the more 12 year old boys think Mr Beast is a joke.

Everything is political. It came free with your fucking existing in a societal context

I like board games with bluffing mechanics, but once you put money into them, they’re no fun.

Yes, everyone agrees that Ellis’s run from 2014 is the best Moon Knight made in the last 45 years. You can find it in the From The Dead book, which you shouldn’t pay for because Ellis is a creepo.

I love Warren Ellis’s run of Moon Knight. The art, the writing, the themes, it’s so good. It was only after I recommended it on MULTIVERSE that I was informed Warren Ellis is an asshole. He cheated on dozens of women at the same time, giving them career favours in exchange for sex. It was a sexually exploitative relationship that the women were not made aware of in advance.

Good thing I didn’t pay for it!

In ancient Greece, everyone told stories about Achilles and Odysseus and Perseus.

Now we watch stories about Iron Man and Superman and the Jedi.

The difference is, back then stories belonged to everyone. Now stories belong to billionaires.

That’s true, but survival is still a prerequisite to life, and animals can’t even survive if we eat them.

Here in Australia they took Aboriginal children away from their parents and put them on missions. They called them orphans while their parents were alive and trying to get them back. The missionaries would beat the children, rape them, force them to work, forbid them from speaking their language, send them outside in July without a jumper, send them to bed at 18 on bare mattresses without a sheet. If you’ve ever wondered why there are so many Indigenous people of mixed descent here in Australia, that’s your answer.

The government justified it all by saying the missions were “educating” the children.

If these Chinese education camps are anything like the Australian ones…

And humans don’t even need to eat meat to survive

Already did, couldn’t find it.

Misgendering is mean

Some people born during WWII are confused and think they’re the greatest generation. Which makes sense, because generations are fake.