Quintuplets and possibly a xenomorph

Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

It’s worked for me so far

I just noticed your username 🤦🤦🤦

Nice humblebrag I guess, I’m beginning to forget what eggs even taste like

“My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code” - that fucking moron, probably

So could a fucking Dyson sphere. This article is PopMech-tier speculative trash. A flying car in every driveway, any day now since the 1960s…

Windows 10 ESU is free if you have settings sync turned on

Is hackintosh not still a thing? Did they neuter it somehow? Or are we just not considering that since it’s a pain in the ass to set up and works out of the box on a very limited selection of hardware?

Stone Temple Pilots

I got a little annoyed even knowing that it was not directed me and was going to be a joke

Gucci Gulch should be a mass grave

It would be a shame if some random accident were to befall those token distribution boxes…

Silverback gorilla has entered the chat

Apparently there’s some disagreement about whether any of the other modern great apes should be included in the “hominid” definition, though.

If a corporation asks you to take one for the team, don’t. “The team” will never take one for you.