Ratatouille awareness is far, far too low.

Amen

I’m cool with someone deciding to do this.

I mean, I’ll decide not to go on the date, but that you do you.

Your lack of ability to judge my character leading up to the date, and the general sense of paranoia leading to a decision like this, aren’t qualities I’m looking for in a partner.

Neither is starting things from a place of outright suspicion. Like. I’m not judging. I just have zero interest.

Dicks out for Jane goodall

Reddit used to be like this. The enshittification happened so gradually.

They’ve been blocking Vons for years.

The absolute degradation of the site is appalling. And most of the comments read like they’re written by children, because I’m assuming most of them are.

The absolute stupidity of everything on the site is flabberghasting.

You can download everything posted on Reddit prior to the great api ban in a torrent. So yeah it’s still out there.

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM

Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, “wherethefucka i”, “what the fuck happened last night itis”, post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It’s important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.

Nerrrrrg

Hornse

Yeah. For me it’s be like: if we die then at least we’ll die together.

NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.

Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

I personally support bringing the r word back but am vehemently opposed to literally everything conservatives stand for.

Spanikopitaius

I’ll take it

Wat

The only things on YouTube I have ever found worth watching, in the entire history of the platform, are kurzgesagt, PBS space time, let’s game it out, and the hydraulic press channel.

Four channels over… what, 20+ years of it existing?

You complain and you piss and you moan about a garbage service that serves garbage content becoming more garbage-like by the day, but it’s garbage all the way down and always has been.

If it works it works

You sure can.

I’ve used calibre in the past.