“Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot”.
LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it’s easier to hide.
Not specific enough, please add more details.
“On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that.”
“Three one-pump-chumps, eh?”
So someone got sloppy thirds
LilianParkerLily Phillips… Is that you?Edit: got the pornstar name wrong.
How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.
How did you get that from the meme?
The joke is that it’s implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her
Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.
Yeah, I wouldn’t date a guy who mismanages his time like that either
Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?
