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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Very funny jokes indeed I am laughing

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Very funny jokes indeed I am laughing

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    Yeah, it’s called being funny. If you think being mean is funny, you don’t have a sense of humor you just think uncomfortable chuckles are mirth.

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      You damn well know that people who complain about this are just not clever when it comes to making jokes, they just say offensive things and other bigots just laugh. Now that they get shunned for saying those offensive things, they need to have actual creativeness to come up with something.

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    Skill issue

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    If you can’t make a joke that does offend people, it’s a skill issue. Turns out, you actually aren’t funny you are just a bully.

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    Don’t watch the first Resident Evil film then

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        Clouseau looking rough these days

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      Or Cube. Or was it Cube 2? Not sure.

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        I think in Cube it was razor wire, but they may have upgraded to lasers for Cube 2

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      I’m trying to decide my evening plans, is it like, so bigoted it’s funny or something?

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        No it has a laser hallway scene

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      deleted by creator

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    “So I’m giving away money when-“

    “Socialist bitch!”

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      Seriously cannot with these fucking snowflakes who gwt butthurt wjen i share stuff.

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    His problem is how he’s gonna make it through the laser field when he’s at least twice the size of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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    My son died when someone joked about a laser accident!

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    Impossibru!

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    My wife also died in a Lazer accident, swallowed it, not the brightest that one, nope… good at swallowing though.

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    To shreds you say?

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    A laser touched me as a kid!

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    My pet fish died from Question-Mark-Phobia, wtf is your problem!

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      My son died from exclaiming a question without the right punctuation, are you okay‽

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