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I think you mean pecking order. Pegging order… that’s something completely different. That’s butt stuff.
No no. It’s accurate. He got pegged by a cock.
Relevant Bob’s Burgers
Appropriate edit for bicycle day!
“I am the Lorcox, I speak for the fishes”
Can’t tell if the title typo is an intentional joke or your autocorrect’s, “learned words,” are telling on you.
Based
Wait, are they saying that they don’t know what a chicken is?
The US stereotype were created by the internet giving people like this a voice to be heard outside of their family.
“This is my spot, buddy.”
Ah yes, I saw this on Planet Earth 2. Attenborough said it was the great pacific King Eagle. Strange to see it off its normal migratory pattern. Ah well, thats global warming for you.
I wanna get pegged by a busty chick…
The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
Somebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows
I’ve found that if a rooster is trying to attack you, that if you spray it in the eyes with WD-40, it’ll stop in its tracks, look at you stupid like wtf just happened, and walk away.
What the actual fuck
