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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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    To each there own, but that man’s tattoos look like the doodles on a men’s bathroom stall.

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      He looks like a table used in detention.

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    damn no need to call me out like that

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      I’d be interested in seeing all the stickers on your laptop, if you’d like to share.

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        sure!

        ignore the thing in the center, I was using my laptop as a sense of scale

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          The thing in the center??

          I know a Star Wars communicator mouth piece when I see one

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      Is that Le Poisson Steve by any chance?

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    I’m looking forward to post-post-malone, where there’s no uninked skin left

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      where there’s no uninked skin left

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Diamond_Rich

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        He’s even got the inside of his foreskin inked.

        That’s dedication.

        • Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The insides of his eyelids seems even worse, that must have hurt so much

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      Post-Post Malone has given up music and just plays Magic now

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    If I went to a tattooist and they said “I’ve worked on that Malone chap, you know”, I’d fucking walk out as quick as possible. And you should too.
    Anyone trying to claim that work would never touch me with their hands, let alone needle and ink.

    Same goes with Miley Cyrus’s work. Most of hers are just awful.

    Tattoos are only as good as your tattooist. It’s one of those things that truly are “you get what you pay for”.
    If a tattooist will slap anything on to anyone anywhere then you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo from them. A proper tattooist is an artist.

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      At least Pete Davidson realized his looked like shit and has been getting them removed.

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        It also affected the roles he could get. If it takes 6 hours every morning to make you look “average Joe”, you’re just not getting hired as the lead

        You’ll be the side character friend with impulse control issues

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    i spent too long trying to finger out hour his figure did that

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    I think it looks cool.

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      Cool for dermatologists charging $200 an hour to burn these off. Nothing sadder than a person over 40 with face tattoos. I bet they get asked for meth a lot.

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    Is that loss, on the top corner of his guitar?

    • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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      I don’t think loss had circles?

    • Zozano@aussie.zone
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      Its Korean lol

      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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        Cool! That’s a fun fact. What does it say?

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          이동호. Anglicized would be Lee Dongho, or Dongho Lee if you put his family name last like we do in the west. I searched the name, but nothing particular came up. It’s not an uncommon name in Korea.

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      No it’s not. Get a new joke.

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        They may not like it but you’re right. Loss is a really bad meme and needs to die.

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        It’s you. It’s always been you.

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          If you keep hallucinating “loss” everywhere and keep spamming the same useless joke under each post, I will keep telling you to get a new joke.

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            BAH HUMBUG

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            You’re right. I will safe my useless jokes for the shitposting community next time… oh wait… we’re here

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              Boooooring!

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