Females, am I right fellas?
Smells kinda like reddit in here
standing to piss at home is too messy. and i hate when i get up to use the toilet at night and i try to sit but the seat is up. always put the seat back down it’s not hard.
also these weird adversarial gender memes are cringe.
Alternatively, make both genders put the lid down. That way everyone has to do the same work to pee.
I just close the lid before flushing like a civilized human being
same, I don’t need farticles spewing everywhere
They’re everywhere regardless of what you do. Toilet lids aren’t airtight.
Also, they are entirely harmless
the amount goes down a bit when the lid is closed though, no?
There was a mythbusters episode specifically about this if I remember right. They ended up being really disgusted about the results is all I specifically remember.
The final results were that it’s inescapable. Not only did the samples show fecal mater and bacteria in every location in the bathroom regardless of lid position, but it found comparable levels in every place they tested. The world is just shit in different forms.
Standing to pee is exponentially worse than this. Standing to pee is disgusting, and I have a penis. When you stand to pee, a fine mist of urine drifts away from the stream and covers every surface, where it rots. Ever stand to pee near a window where the a sun beam was coming in from outside? You can see the piss mist drifting around in the sunlight.
Ever since I saw that I’ve been sitting to pee. I suppose if you consistently clean every surface near your toilet then standing is fine, but isn’t saving time the entire point of standing?
You might consider adjusting your emitter from mist to stream. Easy to forget this adjustment.
Oh damn, I forgot about that.
*click click*
That aughta do it, thanks m8!
Easy to forget, especially when going from low flow to high flow use cases. Most people just keep upping the pressure wondering why they aren’t getting consistent flow without realizing it’s actually a tip issue.
Happy to help.
Merry pissmist
I close the lid. I don’t want to see, hear, or smell that.
Edit: My heart goes out to everyone who concluded closing the entire lid after flushing meant not flushing.
flushing is also an option
There’s a lever, usually located on the upper left, that will flush it away
That leaver causes microscopic bits of poop to be sprayed everywhere unless you close the damn lid
Not so fun fact: the microscopic bits of poop just spray to different places if you close the lid, but there’s just as many.
Second not so fun fact: mythbusters tested this as well and found that there’s microscopic poop bits everywhere anyway, and they will get on everything.
Still happens with the lid closed. Unless you lid leaves no gaps
Everyone should put the lid down because the top lid is to keep poop mist from covering everything.
This why I’ve lived with many a woman and never experienced this, and we respect each other enough not to clutter up the sink and also not have the shitter be out and open for everyone.
Um, is everything okay at home, OP?
mickeys got problems
I didn’t see the name. Yeah, they’ve got way bigger fish to fry.
I always put the lid down. It’s got a lid for a reason, it looks much nicer with it down.
I put it up cause I want it up.
You put it down cause you want it down.
Why should I have to put it up **and ** down?
just return the terlet to the default state and don’t be an ass lol
Who decides what the default state is, though?
there is no decision to be made, the default state is lid closed, and anything otherwise is incorrecct
