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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Checkmate, officer!

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Checkmate, officer!

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Why do bars have parking lots?

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      More importantly, why do lots have parking bars?

      For real, I need to know this immediately to explain it to my parole officer.

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        Its where you leave your plutonic life partner while you shop for gender neutral frocks.

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          I hope you wear lead lined underwear.

  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
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    And they keep building cars with cup holders.

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      Ironically, cup holders were uncommon in cars when drink driving wasn’t illegal. lol

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      “Cup holder” implies that you’re setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it’s a party foul.

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        That’s why port is a travelling beverage.

  • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip
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    Strange rules and no country mentioned. I’m guessing it’s about the USA.

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      Most countries prohibit sales of alcohol to minors, and when in doubt, the seller must ask for a form of ID. In the US, this is almost always a driver’s license, since there’s no national id card and state id isn’t mandatory AFAIK - people will use that though if they don’t have a driver’s license for some reason.

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        Do you guys have some kind of app to verify your age that can be used in most stores?

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          No. I’d say that we should have that, but knowing our track record for such things it would probably be actively harmful and cost more than it’s worth.

          Maybe some states do have that, idk. Not mine though. That’s the biggest issue, each state having their own separate system for ID.

          “REAL ID” was an attempt to form a national standard and it’s been a total clusterfuck with basically no benefit to the average person, except now you can’t fly without one.

          (You actually can get a sort of digital version of REAL ID after paying a $45 “fuck you” fee, but it only works at the TSA checkpoints at the airport, using their app, which also seems like a fucking terrible idea. I will continue to print my paper boarding passes and go through security with my phone turned off and placed inside a verified-working Faraday bag.)

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      In the US you can purchase alcohol with the use of a government issued ID card, drivers license, passport, or active duty military ID as all are government issued IDs which display ones age.

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      I don’t know, man. Based on the language of the meme and the triangle on the guy’s shirt, at first I thought of Bermuda.

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    Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I’m supposed to what exactly

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    You don’t actually need a driver’s license if you have a different photo ID issued by the government, typically a state ID.

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    Quality shitpost

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    Passport or just an id card work as well.

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      So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh

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        yeah bro im not skiing to the liquor store

      • nexguy@lemmy.world
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        But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so… same problem.

      • kn33@lemmy.world
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        #guns4booze

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    If you’re not meant to dabble in addiction, why are there rehabs?

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    c/americanshitpost?

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      Is there another kind?

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    Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.

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    Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies

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      Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans

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        They’re still a thing everywhere in Louisiana. They put a piece of scotch tape over the lid which of course is just a completely unsolvable puzzle until you get home with it.

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    And drive-thru liquor stores.

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    You don’t. You need a state ID. Most people just happen to have a drivers license.

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    You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.

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    You don’t though. I’ve never had a license yet I can get booze.

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