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Solid shitpost. I’m angry just looking at it. Someone, anyone fight me!
Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.
The fact that you switched the mother and father makes me unreasonably irrate😆
Like God when a sperm is wasted
No, he becomes quite irate, not irrate.
It’s been over 20 years since I’ve seen that movie…
My goal was to anger and insult you, and it appears to have worked!
They also changed the tense from past to parent…
I fart in your general direction!
Now listen here, my good man…
I fart in your général direction!
You’re going to be even more angry to learn that your apartment neighbor is using the shared building power to run an industrial aluminum smelter on his balcony as his side hustle. It does explain why he’s posting all of those pallets of 6061 alloy bar stock and ingots for sale on Nextdoor and Facebook Marketplace though.
i need to see that bosnian ape society video
That’s why my bitcoin farm keeps tripping the breakers. That bastard!
I remember one time I was at a large industrial site working on a cabinet cooler (dedicated air conditioning for large electrical cabinets) on a motor drive cabinet which was was running 480V 3 phase with feeder wires the size of my thumb when their safety guy walked by and saw me poking at the cooler fan with a screwdriver. The conversation went something like this.
Safety guy looking rather concerned: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Cabinet is getting warm because the cooler quit. The fan motor isn’t running so I’m trying to give it a bump start with a screwdriver to see if the motor is siezed. Gotta do it this way because otherwise I have to pull the whole cooler off the cabinet to access it properly.”
Safety: “You know those wires there are 480V right?”
Me: “Yup.”
Safety: “You know those will kill you if you touch them right?”
Me: “That’s why I’m not touching them.”
Are you posting to Lemmy from the spirit world?
How’d you think they became a warlock?
I thought that was how Lichs were created tho?
If you involve high enough levels of electricity you can choose which
Alternativelly, having been bitten by a radioactive animal early that day, they’re now an animal themed superhero.
They are being channeled by the avatar.
Ah, the Buddhist ground. Untethered from all earthly matters.
Also occasionally self-immolates.
I am laughing my way to hell, along with you 😂
This is the best comment I have seen in a long time.
🏅
Forbidden gummy
It’s cherry flavored!
It’s a low current warning. It means the system needs more amps!
Instructions unclear, now driving a time traveling Delorean
It’s fun to see old reddit memes on decentreddit
You gotta press it really hard to reset it but be careful because buttons that haven’t been pressed in a long time are usually very cold
It’s the service light. You need to call an electrician.
… preferably from outside.
It just means the system is active. You can just ignore it.
technically not incorrect
Well, the safe to ignore part is incorrect.
OC said you can ignore it, not that it’s safe to ignore it.
It’s cherry flavored!
I can smell this room.
It means that your fuse is still working for at least a couple more minutes
I read your comment in Dale’s voice
That’s the cigarette lighter
Slather it in butter … then fry an egg on top … keep cooking eggs and start up a small breakfast place and call it the ‘Ground Nut Breakfast Joint’
It’s an emergency stop button and you need to press it NOW
That nut is working overtime.
Last time I heard this sentence, it was said by the then fiancée (now wife) of one of my friends, who lost a testicle as a teen (the friend, not the wife), when they announced she’s pregnant.
He should’ve put a gps tracker on them
